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Is MetalheadGautham geting less serious?

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Yes
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Was he ever serious?
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He? you mean that geek who can't make a kid laugh???
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Postby MetalheadGautham » 02 Jun 2007 12:18

why does this thread feel a bit neglected?

PS: has DJ decided thhat my compositional skills are too high to critisize?
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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby CloudStalker » 29 Sep 2007 20:58

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby CloudStalker » 30 Sep 2007 16:47

"Ahem"! I'll save you all the trouble: :roll:
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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby MetalheadGautham » 07 Oct 2007 10:33

Q: what do you call a guy with wisps of white hair all over the body like a gorilla who goes behind people?
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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby MetalheadGautham » 07 Oct 2007 10:35

CLOUDSTALKER!(refer previous post) :twisted:
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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby MetalheadGautham » 07 Oct 2007 10:42

two men were waiting in heaven while god was preparing their records. they started to discuss about their deaths.

first man: how did you die?

second man: I died of extreme cold. what about you?

first man: I died of surprise.

second man: how?

first man: I heard some noices in my house, which I had locked. I heard a glass falling. I thought it was a thief. I locked all doors and windows from OUTSIDE with chained padlocks, got in through the front door, and locked it too. I asked, "who is there". I got no reply. I noticed all my money and valubles gone. I searched the entire house, all the exits. none appeared used. I was shocked. how could someone escape the house? wasn't every place checked? I died of surprise...

second man: you fool! If you had looked in the refrigerator, both of us would have been alive...

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby CloudStalker » 07 Oct 2007 15:45

CLOUDSTALKER!(refer previous post) :twisted:
Oh wow nice one. :P You're just mad because I took precious hours from your day. :P
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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby MetalheadGautham » 09 Oct 2007 12:32

I never saw those posts till you mentioned them :lol:
and I meant that a man with wisps of white hair al over his body is like a cloud, and if he goes behind people, he becomes a stalker.
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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby kukla » 10 Oct 2007 10:44

I havn't got since of humor... :lol:
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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby CloudStalker » 10 Oct 2007 20:56

You notice DJ hasn't responded to this thread recently, I wonder what he's doing. Oh yeah. :P
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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby MetalheadGautham » 11 Oct 2007 01:09

You notice DJ hasn't responded to this thread recently, I wonder what he's doing. Oh yeah. :P
I doubt he will be seen posting this decade :lol:


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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby CobrA_4cS » 20 Nov 2007 14:25

nice joke :)

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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby CloudStalker » 04 Mar 2008 19:15

OK see if you can say this five times fast: "One man was smart he felt smart, two men were smart they felt smart".

Make sure to say it fast or you might not get. some of them might not get it anyway Shhhhhh! quiet. :mrgreen:
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