A Big Question to all of you

[MetalheadGautham]

I finally achieve my 200 post milestone from this post. How do you see me?

[Jean-Baptiste Kempf]

answering to his post makes me a genius

Of course...

you have reached 200 posts ! Great!

I am working on 2000 posts limit

[MetalheadGautham]

answering to his post makes me a genius

Of course...

you have reached 200 posts ! Great!

I am working on 2000 posts limit

how can I become a big cone-huna ????????

[CloudStalker]

There's more to becoming a Big Cone-Huna then you realize. First you'll have to make twice as many post and polls, make sure they're only borderline spam so that the moderator and site administrator doesn't delete em.

Also throw in a couple of complements even if you don't mean them, like: your the best j-b! [secretly thinking to yourself: Whatever ] They just might believe you and let the silliness continue.

Take CloudStalker for example. He's getting near to the 1000 post mark but has only actually made 200 intelligent posts. Oh well, that's 200 more then you've made. Just jiving just jiving.

P.S. I'm the others

[lanlan]

Heyman, that's a creative idea

[CloudStalker]

Ah...um...CloudStalker totally forgot, the other CloudStalker wrote this. CloudStalker on the other hand doesn't endorse this idea!

[lanlan]

ohh, things always are so complex...

[DJ]

Ya! But therapy may be the real answer here.

[Jean-Baptiste Kempf]

I agree...
But still, this forum is getting a bit funnier, which is not always bad with all the whinners ...

[CloudStalker]

Which CloudStalker needs the therapy though?

[DJ]

Both of you pick one and then send that one to theropy!

[DJ]

BTW Why are we seeing a self-proclaimed popularity contest again?

Are you insecure?

We have established that CloudStalker needs therapy. Do you need help too?

[CloudStalker]

Both of you pick one and then send that one to theropy!

CloudStalker Chooses CloudStalker to go to Dr. CloudStalker to which CloudStalker will receive

theropy?

Coffee Corner really dumbs a person down doesn't it.

[DJ]

I don't think Dr. CloudStalker will be of much help as you really need an independent unbiased analysis for good therapy.

[CloudStalker]

And you seem to know all about therapy how? Having some problems in life are we? Drugs perhaps? ah now CloudStalker gets it, DJ stands for Depressed Junkie.

That's alright, CloudStalker happens to know a good therapist, just take a look at him and see what he prescribes to his other patients: DR. ETALLIC

Undoubtedly there are many side affects to taking medication of this kind: Dizziness, Botulism, death.

[Jean-Baptiste Kempf]

We have established that CloudStalker needs therapy. Do you need help too?

I agree.

[MetalheadGautham]

I will show you MY therapy now: kidnap him on the way to the grocery store, break a few bones, leave him without food for a day, make him listen to old ladies argue for another day, give him a gorilla for company for the third day, then wen he starts to look like this , tell him this was for a reality show and he just won the big prize and give him a sack of fresh elephant dung.


thats it he will be as smart, intelligent and respected as j-b's underpants.


any suggestions to a better solution?

[DJ]

Sigh! The people that need it most never realize it!

I don't come from a broken home! I was not an abused child! My parents loved each other and I had a rather boring, normal childhood! I don't talk to myself or talk about myself in the third person scenario. I'm not depressed all the time nor am I overweight to have something to be depressed about. I'm active and healthy and live in Hawaii where I can breath the air without choking and drink the water with out being sick or have it effect my mind. There is real Blue Sky here and nice Ocean Breezes (Trade Winds) that help you feel good and make you healthy. I have come to love Sun Showers and Rainbows. I can walk on the beach for hours and not meet another person here and feel like I own the world. The only thing I wish for is a better Tan and more time on the beach instead of having to work to pay the bills. If I need therapy the whole world is in real trouble. Hmm! Come to think of it the whole world is in real trouble anyway!

I can list all the things I do not have and am thankful. Greed, Lust, Hatred, Carrying a Grudge and Judging other people.

I try to smile at everyone I meet and it makes me feel good when they smile back. I try to always think good thoughts and put the bad away from me, but I think everyone (including me) has problems with this one to some degree.

I'm far from perfect as I'm not God's gift to anything. But I try to learn something new each day as learning has always helped make me happy and keeps us from stagnating. Einstein believed all things are relate-able to all things if we could only become old enough and wise enough, keeping an open mind and keep learning. Still working on this one as sometimes I see it, but other times I don't. The term, Jack of all trades, but master of none, comes to mind here.

I believe we have more things in common as humans than we have differences and it is the differences we need to put away from us so that we can have peace in the world. We are all unique and will accomplish things in different ways, but it is our uniqueness that make us beautiful and it is the end result we should be discussing rationally, rather than arguing about how to get there.

Treat others the way you want to be treated! Try showing Love and understanding to all. Love conquers! Show empathy where ever possible. This is like walking the mile (kilometer) in someone else's shoes.

Happy Summer everyone!
DJ

FYI I was on a role so I had to finish it!

[MetalheadGautham]

Sigh! The people that need it most never realize it!

I don't come from a broken home! I was not an abused child! My parents loved each other and I had a rather boring, normal childhood! I don't talk to myself or talk about myself in the third person scenario. I'm not depressed all the time nor am I overweight to have something to be depressed about. I'm active and healthy and live in Hawaii where I can breath the air without choking and drink the water with out being sick or have it effect my mind. There is real Blue Sky here and nice Ocean Breezes (Trade Winds) that help you feel good and make you healthy. I have come to love Sun Showers and Rainbows. I can walk on the beach for hours and not meet another person here and feel like I own the world. The only thing I wish for is a better Tan and more time on the beach instead of having to work to pay the bills. If I need therapy the whole world is in real trouble. Hmm! Come to think of it the whole world is in real trouble anyway!

I can list all the things I do not have and am thankful. Greed, Lust, Hatred, Carrying a Grudge and Judging other people.

I try to smile at everyone I meet and it makes me feel good when they smile back. I try to always think good thoughts and put the bad away from me, but I think everyone (including me) has problems with this one to some degree.

I'm far from perfect as I'm not God's gift to anything. But I try to learn something new each day as learning has always helped make me happy and keeps us from stagnating. Einstein believed all things are relate-able to all things if we could only become old enough and wise enough, keeping an open mind and keep learning. Still working on this one as sometimes I see it, but other times I don't. The term, Jack of all trades, but master of none, comes to mind here.

I believe we have more things in common as humans than we have differences and it is the differences we need to put away from us so that we can have peace in the world. We are all unique and will accomplish things in different ways, but it is our uniqueness that make us beautiful and it is the end result we should be discussing rationally, rather than arguing about how to get there.

Treat others the way you want to be treated! Try showing Love and understanding to all. Love conquers! Show empathy where ever possible. This is like walking the mile (kilometer) in someone else's shoes.

Happy Summer everyone!
DJ

FYI I was on a role so I had to finish it!

a doctorate in philosophy DJ?

[CloudStalker]

I will show you MY therapy now: kidnap him on the way to the grocery store, break a few bones, leave him without food for a day, make him listen to old ladies argue for another day, give him a gorilla for company for the third day, then wen he starts to look like this Crying or Very sad , tell him this was for a reality show and he just won the big prize and give him a sack of fresh elephant dung.

Hmm, that explains why most if your patients wind up dead!

Not quoting the rest for all that is humane.

[MetalheadGautham]

I will show you MY therapy now: kidnap him on the way to the grocery store, break a few bones, leave him without food for a day, make him listen to old ladies argue for another day, give him a gorilla for company for the third day, then wen he starts to look like this Crying or Very sad , tell him this was for a reality show and he just won the big prize and give him a sack of fresh elephant dung.

Hmm, that explains why most if your patients wind up dead!

Not quoting the rest for all that is humane.

so you want my treatment?

[CloudStalker]

I'm not depressed all the time nor am I overweight to have something to be depressed about.

Not depressed eh? This says otherwise:

Anyone for a Little coffee and a lot of Jack D? It will make it all seem better then! Wink

Hope you don't think we're picking on you, just joking around.

Hic!!! I don't drink booz! I drink Jamba Juice NOW remember! But there was a time!!!!!

[DJ]

My way is more humane than yours! Hitler tried your way and look where it got him.

[CloudStalker]

Opps. That comment was for MetalheadGautham earlier post, some about...well...

[MetalheadGautham]

My way is more humane than yours! Hitler tried your way and look where it got him.

and what's your way? make him listen to children's fairy tales, eat RAW potatoes and drink bile juice is it?