Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

[MetalheadGautham]

Submit all your jokes here




































isn't this post too short?

PS: j-b, I hope you are watching

[MetalheadGautham]

Teacher: what is the difference between the impact of an assasination today and 1000 years back?

Student: well, the guy who is assasinated today will suffer less...

Teach: How?

Stu: 1000 years back a killed leader had a high chance of his lioncloth falling and him being humiliated after death, but now, he can rest in peace in his undies

[Jean-Baptiste Kempf]

PS: j-b, I hope you are watching

FYI, I read all the posts here, but I don't answer to all of them

[MetalheadGautham]

PS: j-b, I hope you are watching

FYI, I read all the posts here, but I don't answer to all of them

thats because you dont have a sense of humour

[MetalheadGautham]

and j-b, I know it was you who chose the last option...

Q: how do you make j-b laugh on a sunday?

A: tell him a joke on a friday






PS: take it lightly j-b....

[DJ]

I think we need a desktop grid alignment program here as all you icons are NOT in a row

[CloudStalker]

Q: how do you make j-b laugh on a sunday?

A: tell him a joke on a friday

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I got it!

[MetalheadGautham]

Q: why are dogs afraid to look good?


A: because hot ones are eaten up.

[DJ]

I truly hope your better at Lyrics. Oh! I forgot you don't like songs with vocals.

[MetalheadGautham]

I truly hope your better at Lyrics. Oh! I forgot you don't like songs with vocals.

I definitely like lyrics, but I like equally good music to go with them

[CloudStalker]

Hey anyone want to hear a horrible joke? Try this one:

[MetalheadGautham]

Hey anyone want to hear a horrible joke? Try this one:

hahaha big joke, you redirected to my own joke... most of my good jokes are a bit obscene , hence they can't make it here

[MetalheadGautham]

I truly hope your better at Lyrics. Oh! I forgot you don't like songs with vocals.

Hey DJ, eat this:


undies raining from the sky, hope you have been
to a place where miracles are often seen
pizzas growing on trees,
people eating live bees,
poetry like this in times of war's blood,
as stupidity on you is going to flood.

[MetalheadGautham]

in the depths of hell a face shines,
as man on his own blood dines,
war is as slimey as an egg's yoke,
dear DJ the Devil's Joke.

PS: if you ask why I am using DJ's name here, its because his name suits well here... Conegratulations, DJ. you will be the victim of my future pratish poetry.(gimme another guy to write crazy things about and I will leave you)

[CloudStalker]

in the depths of hell a face shines,
as man on his own blood dines,
war is as slimey as an egg's yoke,
dear DJ the Devil's Joke.

DJ does love complements. Keep it up!

Wait, this one's a little morbid though.

[DJ]

OK! So what's the chorus line? And what's the melody like?

One liners does not a song make and a comedian better have a backup in case the first one dies with the audience. But in this case it sounds like poetry, so it will need a melody to keep a definable rhythm.

[MetalheadGautham]

ok the chorus goes like this:

for each time a one-dies,
the world just saves his un-dies

[MetalheadGautham]

and for the melody, throw in some vintage heavy metal riffs

[CloudStalker]

Ba-boom, ba-boom snap, ba-boom, click click, dinga-ling, humm.

[snaps all around]

[DJ]

Oh! That one needs some work.

Just remember that even a good curse needs a great melody, if nothing else to hide the intent.

[MetalheadGautham]

then try grrgar ranjunjinjaganjaganjagan tor tor boom boom drik din....

or I will just borrow a melody from some song

[MetalheadGautham]

ok how about this sad but true bass riff.ogg - 0.09MB

[CloudStalker]

Sorry, I get all my material from William Hung, Yoko Ono and Bjork.

[DJ]

then try grrgar ranjunjinjaganjaganjagan tor tor boom boom drik din....

or I will just borrow a melody from some song

Ah! Plagiarism! Even John Fogerty (Credence Clearwater Revival) had the good sense to check copyrights before borrowing a melody.

[MetalheadGautham]

ok how about 1 second spaced blast beats with continuous double bass drum kicks and a bass that synchs with the beats ?