Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

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Is MetalheadGautham geting less serious?

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Yes
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Was he ever serious?
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He? you mean that geek who can't make a kid laugh???
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Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby MetalheadGautham » 21 May 2007 10:16

Submit all your jokes here




































isn't this post too short?

PS: j-b, I hope you are watching
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Postby MetalheadGautham » 21 May 2007 10:20

Teacher: what is the difference between the impact of an assasination today and 1000 years back?

Student: well, the guy who is assasinated today will suffer less...

Teach: How?

Stu: 1000 years back a killed leader had a high chance of his lioncloth falling and him being humiliated after death, but now, he can rest in peace in his undies
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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby Jean-Baptiste Kempf » 21 May 2007 10:24

PS: j-b, I hope you are watching
FYI, I read all the posts here, but I don't answer to all of them :D
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Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)

Postby MetalheadGautham » 21 May 2007 10:26

PS: j-b, I hope you are watching
FYI, I read all the posts here, but I don't answer to all of them :D
thats because you dont have a sense of humour :wink: :P
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Postby MetalheadGautham » 21 May 2007 10:29

and j-b, I know it was you who chose the last option...

Q: how do you make j-b laugh on a sunday?

A: tell him a joke on a friday :P






PS: take it lightly j-b....
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Postby DJ » 21 May 2007 12:58

I think we need a desktop grid alignment program here as all you icons are NOT in a row :P

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Postby CloudStalker » 21 May 2007 16:03

Q: how do you make j-b laugh on a sunday?

A: tell him a joke on a friday :P
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I got it! :D

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Postby MetalheadGautham » 22 May 2007 06:20

Q: why are dogs afraid to look good?


A: because hot ones are eaten up.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DJ » 22 May 2007 07:30

I truly hope your better at Lyrics. :arrow: Oh! I forgot you don't like songs with vocals. :oops:

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Postby MetalheadGautham » 22 May 2007 19:08

I truly hope your better at Lyrics. :arrow: Oh! I forgot you don't like songs with vocals. :oops:
I definitely like lyrics, but I like equally good music to go with them
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Postby CloudStalker » 22 May 2007 19:33

Hey anyone want to hear a horrible joke? Try this one: :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby MetalheadGautham » 22 May 2007 19:46

Hey anyone want to hear a horrible joke? Try this one: :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
hahaha big joke, you redirected to my own joke... most of my good jokes are a bit obscene :wink:, hence they can't make it here :(
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Postby MetalheadGautham » 23 May 2007 20:24

I truly hope your better at Lyrics. :arrow: Oh! I forgot you don't like songs with vocals. :oops:
Hey DJ, eat this:


undies raining from the sky, hope you have been
to a place where miracles are often seen
pizzas growing on trees,
people eating live bees,
poetry like this in times of war's blood,
as stupidity on you is going to flood.
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Postby MetalheadGautham » 23 May 2007 20:31

in the depths of hell a face shines,
as man on his own blood dines,
war is as slimey as an egg's yoke,
dear DJ the Devil's Joke.

PS: if you ask why I am using DJ's name here, its because his name suits well here... :wink: Conegratulations, DJ. you will be the victim of my future pratish poetry.(gimme another guy to write crazy things about and I will leave you)
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Postby CloudStalker » 23 May 2007 21:15

in the depths of hell a face shines,
as man on his own blood dines,
war is as slimey as an egg's yoke,
dear DJ the Devil's Joke.
DJ does love complements. Keep it up! :D

Wait, this one's a little morbid though. 8)

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Postby DJ » 23 May 2007 21:18

OK! So what's the chorus line? And what's the melody like?

One liners does not a song make and a comedian better have a backup in case the first one dies with the audience. But in this case it sounds like poetry, so it will need a melody to keep a definable rhythm. :P

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Postby MetalheadGautham » 23 May 2007 21:21

ok the chorus goes like this:

for each time a one-dies,
the world just saves his un-dies
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Postby MetalheadGautham » 23 May 2007 21:26

and for the melody, throw in some vintage heavy metal riffs :D
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Postby CloudStalker » 23 May 2007 21:27

Ba-boom, ba-boom snap, ba-boom, click click, dinga-ling, humm.

[snaps all around] :D

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Postby DJ » 23 May 2007 21:27

Oh! That one needs some work.

Just remember that even a good curse needs a great melody, if nothing else to hide the intent.

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Postby MetalheadGautham » 23 May 2007 21:31

then try grrgar ranjunjinjaganjaganjagan tor tor boom boom drik din....

or I will just borrow a melody from some song
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Postby CloudStalker » 23 May 2007 21:52

Sorry, I get all my material from William Hung, Yoko Ono and Bjork. :oops:

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Postby DJ » 23 May 2007 22:52

then try grrgar ranjunjinjaganjaganjagan tor tor boom boom drik din....

or I will just borrow a melody from some song
Ah! Plagiarism! Even John Fogerty (Credence Clearwater Revival) had the good sense to check copyrights before borrowing a melody.

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Postby MetalheadGautham » 24 May 2007 09:17

ok how about 1 second spaced blast beats with continuous double bass drum kicks and a bass that synchs with the beats ?
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