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Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)
Posted: 21 May 2007 10:16
by MetalheadGautham
Submit all your jokes here
isn't this post too short?
PS: j-b, I hope you are watching
Posted: 21 May 2007 10:20
by MetalheadGautham
Teacher: what is the difference between the impact of an assasination today and 1000 years back?
Student: well, the guy who is assasinated today will suffer less...
Teach: How?
Stu: 1000 years back a killed leader had a high chance of his lioncloth falling and him being humiliated after death, but now, he can rest in peace in his undies
Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)
Posted: 21 May 2007 10:24
by Jean-Baptiste Kempf
PS: j-b, I hope you are watching
FYI, I read
all the posts here, but I don't answer to all of them
Re: Poor Jokes(aren't all jokes poor?)
Posted: 21 May 2007 10:26
by MetalheadGautham
PS: j-b, I hope you are watching
FYI, I read
all the posts here, but I don't answer to all of them
thats because you dont have a sense of humour
Posted: 21 May 2007 10:29
by MetalheadGautham
and j-b, I know it was you who chose the last option...
Q: how do you make j-b laugh on a sunday?
A: tell him a joke on a friday
PS: take it lightly j-b....
Posted: 21 May 2007 12:58
by DJ
I think we need a desktop grid alignment program here as all you icons are NOT in a row
Posted: 21 May 2007 16:03
by CloudStalker
Q: how do you make j-b laugh on a sunday?
A: tell him a joke on a friday
...
I got it!
Posted: 22 May 2007 06:20
by MetalheadGautham
Q: why are dogs afraid to look good?
A: because hot ones are eaten up.
Posted: 22 May 2007 07:30
by DJ
I truly hope your better at Lyrics.
Oh! I forgot you don't like songs with vocals.
Posted: 22 May 2007 19:08
by MetalheadGautham
I truly hope your better at Lyrics.
Oh! I forgot you don't like songs with vocals.
I definitely like lyrics, but I like equally good music to go with them
Posted: 22 May 2007 19:33
by CloudStalker
Posted: 22 May 2007 19:46
by MetalheadGautham
hahaha big joke, you redirected to my own joke... most of my good jokes are a bit obscene
, hence they can't make it here
Posted: 23 May 2007 20:24
by MetalheadGautham
I truly hope your better at Lyrics.
Oh! I forgot you don't like songs with vocals.
Hey DJ, eat this:
undies raining from the sky, hope you have been
to a place where miracles are often seen
pizzas growing on trees,
people eating live bees,
poetry like this in times of war's blood,
as stupidity on you is going to flood.
Posted: 23 May 2007 20:31
by MetalheadGautham
in the depths of hell a face shines,
as man on his own blood dines,
war is as slimey as an egg's yoke,
dear DJ the Devil's Joke.
PS: if you ask why I am using DJ's name here, its because his name suits well here...
Conegratulations, DJ. you will be the victim of my future pratish poetry.(gimme another guy to write crazy things about and I will leave you)
Posted: 23 May 2007 21:15
by CloudStalker
in the depths of hell a face shines,
as man on his own blood dines,
war is as slimey as an egg's yoke,
dear DJ the Devil's Joke.
DJ does love complements. Keep it up!
Wait, this one's a little morbid though.
Posted: 23 May 2007 21:18
by DJ
OK! So what's the chorus line? And what's the melody like?
One liners does not a song make and a comedian better have a backup in case the first one dies with the audience. But in this case it sounds like poetry, so it will need a melody to keep a definable rhythm.
Posted: 23 May 2007 21:21
by MetalheadGautham
ok the chorus goes like this:
for each time a one-dies,
the world just saves his un-dies
Posted: 23 May 2007 21:26
by MetalheadGautham
and for the melody, throw in some vintage heavy metal riffs
Posted: 23 May 2007 21:27
by CloudStalker
Ba-boom, ba-boom snap, ba-boom, click click, dinga-ling, humm.
[snaps all around]
Posted: 23 May 2007 21:27
by DJ
Oh! That one needs some work.
Just remember that even a good curse needs a great melody, if nothing else to hide the intent.
Posted: 23 May 2007 21:31
by MetalheadGautham
then try grrgar ranjunjinjaganjaganjagan tor tor boom boom drik din....
or I will just borrow a melody from some song
Posted: 23 May 2007 21:38
by MetalheadGautham
Posted: 23 May 2007 21:52
by CloudStalker
Sorry, I get all my material from William Hung, Yoko Ono and Bjork.
Posted: 23 May 2007 22:52
by DJ
then try grrgar ranjunjinjaganjaganjagan tor tor boom boom drik din....
or I will just borrow a melody from some song
Ah! Plagiarism! Even John Fogerty (Credence Clearwater Revival) had the good sense to check copyrights before borrowing a melody.
Posted: 24 May 2007 09:17
by MetalheadGautham
ok how about 1 second spaced blast beats with continuous double bass drum kicks and a bass that synchs with the beats ?