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DJ, you read so far into jokes you go right past them. There was nothing meant by my previous comment, I thought that you had picked up on the CloudStalker way by now. Anyway, I understand the whole helping people and blah blah blah - also part of the CloudStalker way - but really, this is Coffee corner, a place to get away from all of that.

OK! Now that you made Big Cone-huna and can run around in a grass skirt, dancing and skipping all day long without reprisals, does post count really make a difference?

You should also by now that you are going to get a dry rational answer from me!

OK! Now that you made Big Cone-huna and can run around in a grass skirt, dancing and skipping all day long without reprisals, does post count really make a difference?

Hey! how do you know my daily routine, where are the camaras?!?! Oh oh, figuratively. Well never mind then.

You should also by now that you are going to get a dry rational answer from me!

[CloudStalker]: "Knock Knock".

[DJ]: "You know, the knock-knock joke is a roleplay exercise, with a protagonist (the punster) and an antagonist (not in the negative sense; the antagonist here is the recipient of wit). Developmental psychologists study knock-knock joke usage in younger children, as it provides valuable insight into how children advance their language skills."

[CloudStalker and everyone else]:

Oh DJ, this was just for the post count.

post count?

where is the pest control??

Announcement!

MetalheadGauthem henceforth announces that he will start to flood the vlc *nix forum with posts, because:

I HAVE INSTALLED UBUNTU FEISTY FAWN!

@ cloudstalker: give it a try it rocks...

Could you explain what it is?

Its a Linux Distro which is as user friendly as it can get. I thought the only way to do things was via the comandline, but to my surprise it has a gui for everything. It has easy to use menus and can be customised to no limits.


[quote=Ubuntu's Website]Ubuntu Desktop Edition

With Ubuntu Desktop Edition you can surf the web, read email, create documents and spreadsheets, edit images and much more. Ubuntu has a fast and easy graphical installer right on the Desktop CD. On a typical computer the installation should take you less than 25 minutes.

Desktop simplicity

When you start your system for the first time you'll see a desktop that is clean and tidy, no desktop icons, and a default theme that is easy on the eye.


Ubuntu 'Just Works'

We've done all the hard work for you. Once Ubuntu is installed, all the basics are in place so that your system will be immediately usable.
A complete office productivity suite

OpenOffice contains a user interface and feature set that is similar to other office suites, and includes the all the key desktop applications you need, including:

Word processor - for anything from writing a quick letter to producing an entire book. More »

Spreadsheet - a tool to calculate, analyse, and present your data in numerical reports or charts. More »

Presentation - an easy, and powerful tool for creating effective multimedia presentations. More »
Edit and share files in other formats

Easily open, edit and share files with your friends that have Microsoft Office, Word Perfect, KOffice or StarOffice.
Quick and easy updates

The task bar contains an update area where we'll notify you when there are updates available for your system, from simple security fixes to a complete version upgrade. The update facility enables you to keep your system up-to-date with just a few clicks of your mouse.
A vast library of free software

Need more software? Simply choose from thousands of software packages in the Ubuntu catalogue, all available to download and install at the click of a button. And it's all completely free!
Help and support

You'll be able to find help using the desktop browser or online. If you have a question about using Ubuntu, you can bet someone else has already asked it. Our community has developed a range of documentation that may contain the answer to your question, or give you ideas about where to look.

This is also where you'll get access to free support from the Ubuntu community in the chat and mailing lists in many languages. Alternatively, you can purchase professional support from the Canonical Global Support Services Team, or local providers.
Ubuntu in your local language



Ubuntu aims to be usable by as many people as possible, which is why we include the very best localisation and accessibility infrastructure that the free software community has to offer.



More Features »

You can download Ubuntu, or request a free CD from Canonical.
System Requirements

Ubuntu is available for PC, 64-Bit and Mac architectures. CDs require at least 256 MB of RAM. Install requires at least 4 GB of disk space.



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spammer alert! spammer alert! j-b?

ANNOUNCEMENT! MetalheadGautham is fast approaching 500 post count! I will be a Bug Cone-Huna!!!!!!!(only the third so far)

wow only 25(now 24) more to go for 500...

Goodness! You've spammed the forums all night/day long to get to this point. Well, hope it work out for ya.

it is not spam, I post useful posts, unlike you
(one more to go!!!!)

I'll put you over the edge. Here's one last stupid post you can respond to. this'll make you big clown-huna.

Do you realise that I am next in post count, among normal users, only to cloudstalker?

Do you realise that I am next in post count, among normal users, only to cloudstalker?

well, now highest among all users, now that cludstalker is a moderator....


so DJ, CloudStalker, Be prepared: I am going to join you.....

I didn't know this was a contest??? What's the prize?

the prize is an underwear made of the fur from a wolly mammoth

Well, he is almost as great as Chuck Norris (this probably won't mean anything, if not visit Cdoeproject)

who does \"he\" refer to?

the prize is an underwear made of the fur from a wolly mammoth

OK! Don't need that in Hawaii (to warm). So I guess I won't enter your contest!

[quote=\"DJ\"][quote=\"MetalheadGautham\"]the prize is an underwear made of the fur from a wolly mammoth [/quote]

OK! Don\'t need that in Hawaii (to warm). So I guess I won\'t enter your contest! [/quote]

and I forgot to mention that there is also Free Jamba Juice made by alaxander the great for the winner

The dead dude? Must be very rotten by now! Think I will still pass.

u guys must be creazy , 2000 limit is nothing so long as u can get some information in the forum , then you should trust in yourself.